Comrades, I fear that a second nemesis has moved in.
It calls itself “The Spudger.”
Caitlin Roommate brought it over today, and Jerad Roommate used it to fiddle around with her cat-viewing machine. You know, one of those things that Roommates use to go on the internet and look at cats. Well, Jerad Roommate and Megan Roommate were quite taken with it, and now they barely even look at me! Spudger this, Spudger that. Spudger my ass, you heartless bastards.
Figure 8. The Spudger being used on CVM
Figure 9. The Spudger in Roommate hair
Drastic action must be taken.
I must briefly join forces with Oliver so that we can eliminate this threat.
Crazy? Indeed. But painfully necessary.
