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		<title>5.9 A NOTE TO MY READERS</title>
		<link>http://cosmohatesoliver.wordpress.com/2009/05/09/5-9-a-note-to-my-readers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2009 19:26:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cosmo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Oliver is the devil]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Comrades, it has been many weeks since I&#8217;ve been able to update. After my last post, the Roommates discovered how I had cleverly imprisoned Oliver. Unfortunately, Oliver worked his black devil magic, and in a twisted and completely unexpected turn of events, the Roommates became angry with ME! I know, I know &#8212; I had [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cosmohatesoliver.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6291502&amp;post=164&amp;subd=cosmohatesoliver&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>3.4 TRIUMPH! JUBILANCE! EXULTATION!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 22:36:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cosmo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Oliver is the devil]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Comrades&#8230; my dear, dear comrades. Victory is ours. I am pleased to announce that OPERATION: OLICAUST was a grand success.  After imprisoning Oliver &#8211; a feat which required the kind of agility, mental genius, and stunningly good looks that only I possess &#8211; I menacingly taunted him for hours.  He pretended to think it was [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cosmohatesoliver.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6291502&amp;post=158&amp;subd=cosmohatesoliver&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>2.28 THE OLICAUST BEGINS</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 16:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cosmo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Oliver is the devil]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My week of artistic solitude greatly invigorated me, reconfirming my commitment to destroying He Who Shall Not Be Named And, Also, Is Retarded (abbr., HWSNBNAAIR). After conducting an extensive review of military organization and strategy, I have put together an elaborate and detailed plan of action: Figure 14.  The takedown of HWSNBNAAIR requires a combination [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cosmohatesoliver.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6291502&amp;post=134&amp;subd=cosmohatesoliver&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>2.23 THE PHANTOM OF THE CAT-PERA</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 07:45:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cosmo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Oliver is the devil]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My passionate hatred has unleashed a wave of creative brilliance, so I&#8217;ve secluded myself in the living room and composed for the past few days. Figure 13.  Taking a break from my artistic suffering to look fierce. My work, entitled &#8220;Mr. Cosmo&#8217;s Opus,&#8221; is a seven hour long journey through the depths of my pain [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cosmohatesoliver.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6291502&amp;post=118&amp;subd=cosmohatesoliver&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>SPREAD THE LOATHE</title>
		<link>http://cosmohatesoliver.wordpress.com/2009/02/16/spread-the-loathe/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 23:58:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cosmo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[In Which Cosmo Hates Other Things]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://cosmohatesoliver.wordpress.com/?p=108</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[From time to time I like to take a break from the monotony of violently harassing Oliver and take a moment to reflect on all the other things that I hate.  And my, how many things there are! #1.  Children who enjoy reading. Listen, nerd, I understand that your frizzy hair and glasses make it [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cosmohatesoliver.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6291502&amp;post=108&amp;subd=cosmohatesoliver&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>2.5 AN OPEN LETTER</title>
		<link>http://cosmohatesoliver.wordpress.com/2009/02/05/an-open-letter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 05:28:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cosmo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Oliver is the devil]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Oliver: I feel it&#8217;s time for me to address you directly. There have been many awkward exchanges, many misinterpretations, many uncomfortable encounters in this transitional period of our lives. I know we&#8217;ve had our differences in the past. And I just want you to know, from the bottom of my heart&#8230;. that we still have [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cosmohatesoliver.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6291502&amp;post=99&amp;subd=cosmohatesoliver&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY INDIFFERENT</title>
		<link>http://cosmohatesoliver.wordpress.com/2009/02/02/and-now-for-something-completely-indifferent/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 03:42:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cosmo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cosmo is beautiful]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Figure 11.  No. Posted in Cosmo is beautiful<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cosmohatesoliver.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6291502&amp;post=93&amp;subd=cosmohatesoliver&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>1.31 UPDATE: NEVERMIND.</title>
		<link>http://cosmohatesoliver.wordpress.com/2009/01/31/update-nevermind/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2009 04:39:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cosmo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Oliver is the devil]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Jesus Christ. Figure 10. Seriously? Posted in Oliver is the devil<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cosmohatesoliver.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6291502&amp;post=90&amp;subd=cosmohatesoliver&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>1.31 GRAVE NEWS</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2009 04:19:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cosmo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Spudger is the devil]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Comrades, I fear that a second nemesis has moved in. It calls itself &#8220;The Spudger.&#8221; Caitlin Roommate brought it over today, and Jerad Roommate used it to fiddle around with her cat-viewing machine.  You know, one of those things that Roommates use to go on the internet and look at cats.  Well, Jerad Roommate and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cosmohatesoliver.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6291502&amp;post=67&amp;subd=cosmohatesoliver&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>1.26 WE&#8217;S ABOUT TO GET REAL</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 03:51:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cosmo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Oliver is the devil]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Things are looking bleak.  Caitlin Roommate spent the night on Saturday, and much to my dismay she seems to have turned &#8212; even going so far as to retract her assertion that Oliver is a retard.  They cuddled on the couch in a perverted display of betrayal.  My dearest Internet Roommates, it seems I am [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cosmohatesoliver.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6291502&amp;post=60&amp;subd=cosmohatesoliver&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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